Zero to 160...
A
husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be
something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five
seconds or less."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the
extent of his injuries....
