A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come
back and
inform the other of the afterlife..
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life together, the husband was the
first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact,
Elizabeth .....':
'Is that you, Steve?'
'Yes, I've come
back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I
have breakfast
and then it's off to the golf
course. I have sex again,
bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another
romp
around the golf course,
then pretty much have sex the rest of
afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf
course again. Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch
some much needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Steve you surely must be in heaven!'
'Not exactly .. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'