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The Husband Store

 

 

Husband  store  

 


A store  that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to  choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a  description of how the store operates. You may visit the store   ONLY  ONCE!





There are  six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the  flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a  particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go  back down except to exit the building!  So, a woman goes to the  Husband Store to find a husband. .





On  the first floor the sign on the door reads:





Floor  1 - These men have  jobs and love the Lord.





The  second floor sign reads:








Floor  2 - These men have  jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.





The third  floor sign reads:








Floor  3 - These men have  jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.  





 "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.





She goes  to the fourth floor and sign reads:








Floor  4 - These men have  jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the  housework.





"Oh  mercy me" she exclaims, "I can  hardly stand it!"  Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:  








Floor  5 - These men have  jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic streak.





She is so  tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:  





Floor  6 - You are visitor  4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists  solely as proof that women are impossible to please.





Thank you  for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building,  and have a nice day!

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