A chicken farmer went to a local
bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says "How
about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer
says "This is a special day for me I am celebrating"
"This is a special day for me
too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the
farmer. As they clinked glasses the man asked
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been
trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am
pregnant!"
"What a coincidence "says the
man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying fertilized eggs
"
"That's great!" says the woman,
"How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he
replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What
a coincidence".