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>> Anesthesiologist's business card: When you care
enough to sleep with
>> the very best
>> **************************************
>>
>> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>> 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Podiatrist's office:
>> 'Time wounds all heels.'
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Septic Tank Truck:
>> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Proctologist's door:
>> 'To expedite your visit please back in.'
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Plumber's truck:
>> 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
>> **************************
>>
>> On another Plumber's truck:
>> 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Church's Billboard:
>> '7 days without God makes one weak.'
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>> 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
>> **************************
>> At a Towing company:
>> 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
>> **************************
>> In a Nonsmoking Area:
>> 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate
>> action.'
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Maternity Room door:
>> 'Push. Push. Push.'
>> **************************
>>
>> At an Optometrist's Office:
>> 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right
>> place.'
>> **************************
>> On a Taxidermist's window:
>> 'We really know our stuff.'
>> **************************
>> On a Fence:
>> 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Car Dealership:
>> 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment.'
>> **************************
>>
>> Outside a Muffler Shop:
>> 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>> 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
>> **************************
>> At the Electric Company
>> 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>> However, if you don't, you will be'
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Restaurant window:
>> 'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in
and get fed up.'
>> **************************
>>
>> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>> 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
>> **************************
>> At a Propane Filling Station:
>> 'Thank heaven for little grills.'
>> **************************
>> And don't forget the sign at a
>> Chicago
>> Radiator Shop:
>> 'Best place in town to take a leak
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