If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
Delta Airlines
one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in AIG
one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of
shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.
BUT, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of
beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for
recycling refund, you will
have received $214.00. Based on the above,
the best current investment
plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink,
on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average,
Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to
be
an American!
Jokes