An Office Affair

A man and his secretary were having an affair. One day, the two decided to rendevous that afternoon at a nearby motel. Following their encounter, the man fell fast asleep and didn't wake up until 8:30 that night.

He woke up in a panic when he realized the time, so he said to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud."

Puzzled, the secretary complied.

When the man got home about 9:30, his wife confronted him and asked him where he was.

"I cannot lie to you," the man replied. "I spent the better part of the day having an affair with my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home."

The woman looks down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been out playing golf again!"

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